Huney ismeva Dannyjev mali kurac

Hi, Danny. I hope you know how absolutely disgusted I was after you sent me that picture of your tiny little fucking cock the other day.

You know, it made me think of a specific song, and I'd like to play that song for you today.

Would you like to know what it is, Danny?

Have you ever heard this song before? It's called "Short Dick Man."

That's what you are, Danny. You're a tiny little fucking short dick man.