Tvoj cimer ima novu karijeru!

I have decided that I'm going to become a yoga personal trainer. Yay!

What do you mean where did I get this weird idea from?

First of all, I look great in yoga pants.

I don't know if you have noticed, but just because we live together and we don't date, it doesn't mean you're blind.

My ass looks so great in those pants that it's a waste to not wear them eight hours every day.